What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:36

They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Then came..
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
—
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Still no good
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...